Saturday, May 5, 2012

OBAMA CAMPAIGN LAUNCHES IN HALF EMPTY STADIUM (Let The Blame Game Begin)

Obama's excuses for the poor turn out include but are not limited to the following....... - Cinco De Mayo - Japanese Earthquake - Arab Spring - Global Warming - George Bush - The Internet - The cops acted stupidly - Reality - Improper Tire Pressure - His Racist Grandma - Fox News - The NFL Draft - The Death of MCA - Pitbull Sale at Whole Foods - Tax Cuts - Big Algae - George Zimmerman - The TEA Party - El Nino - The Avengers Opening - Scott Walker - Mad Cow Disease - The GOP - The Chevy Volt - Rectal Itch - Nebraska - Jack Ruby - Oil Speculators - Hans Gruber - The Constitution - Ring Worm - Joe Biden ............
....... - Chupacabra - Super Pacs - George Bush - Gov Jan Brewer's Book - The NHL Playoffs - Your SUV - Cash for Clunkers - Sanjaya - Everyone was out looking for their lost dogs - The bad roads he fixed - Sarah Palin - Junior Seau - Dancing with the stars - The GOP - Fredo, Hyman Roth and his Sicilian messenger boy Johnny Ola - Congress - LBJ .............

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