Thursday, May 31, 2012

Obama - Re Elect Me So I Can Fix The Healthcare Law That I F*cked Up

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

HOLY SHIT DUDE.

Greatest Righteous Rage Fit EVERRRRRRR! (IL State Rep Mike Bost Producing) HT Hot Air

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Thursday, May 17, 2012

FacePalm. Steelman: Rush in the Hall of Fame? Ok. Stern? No,Cuz I Heard He's Vulgar or Something...

Senate candidate Sarah Steelman told a local radio show that she would hypothetically exclude Howard Stern from the Famous Missourian Hall of Fame because she 'heard he's vulgar' HT - Reboot Congress

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

King Nothing Strikes Again - Obama Budget Defeated 99-0 in Senate

  • ZERO POINT ZERO
 Great leader and uniter of men Barack 0bama's budget went down in flames Wednesday 99-0 in the Senate. Add that to the 414-0 vote in Congress earlier this year, that's 513-0. Damn, is there a mercy rule in this game?
 

Saturday, May 5, 2012

OBAMA CAMPAIGN LAUNCHES IN HALF EMPTY STADIUM (Let The Blame Game Begin)

Obama's excuses for the poor turn out include but are not limited to the following....... - Cinco De Mayo - Japanese Earthquake - Arab Spring - Global Warming - George Bush - The Internet - The cops acted stupidly - Reality - Improper Tire Pressure - His Racist Grandma - Fox News - The NFL Draft - The Death of MCA - Pitbull Sale at Whole Foods - Tax Cuts - Big Algae - George Zimmerman - The TEA Party - El Nino - The Avengers Opening - Scott Walker - Mad Cow Disease - The GOP - The Chevy Volt - Rectal Itch - Nebraska - Jack Ruby - Oil Speculators - Hans Gruber - The Constitution - Ring Worm - Joe Biden ............
....... - Chupacabra - Super Pacs - George Bush - Gov Jan Brewer's Book - The NHL Playoffs - Your SUV - Cash for Clunkers - Sanjaya - Everyone was out looking for their lost dogs - The bad roads he fixed - Sarah Palin - Junior Seau - Dancing with the stars - The GOP - Fredo, Hyman Roth and his Sicilian messenger boy Johnny Ola - Congress - LBJ .............